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Q: How does this website work?
A: The site takes chopped-up Trump tweets and rearranges them in new and hilarious ways. It's (almost) as easy as that.

Q: Does that mean that everything in the generated tweets is from something Trump has posted?
A: Yep (with some grammatical adjustments).

Q: You have got to be kidding me. He couldn't possibly have accused somone of having pointy nipples.
A: Look it up.

Q: I've clicked "Get Another Tweet" a couple hundred times, and some words and phrases have started to repeat.
A: Keep clicking. You know you want to. And I expand the website's selection of tweets frequently, so keep checking back.

Q: I found a mistake!
A: The website isn't perfect, nor are Trump's tweets. Probably half of the mistakes you see are due to the website adjusting the grammar improperly,and the other halves are copies of mstakes in Trumps orignal twets.

Q: Wait, this website makes it look like Trump's tweets are over-the-top way more often than they actually are.
A: Yep. That's comedy.

Q: You must be some kind of left-wing west-coast tax-and-spend liberal progressive socialist immigrant-loving black-lives-matter feminist peacenik.
A: ...You got me.

Q: Stop disrespecting our Great President, you snowflake.
A: Winter is coming.

Q: You need to fix some of the mistakes on this website.
A: You haven't asked me an actual question since item two. How about you do your job and I'll do mine?

Q: Is this website affiliated with a political organization?
A: That's better. And no, I'm just one guy, and I created this in my spare time.

Q: Are there any easter eggs?
A: Maybe.

Q: I noticed the "Leave a Tip" link. How are donations spent?
A: They are spent on server costs. If anything is left over, some of it is donated to nonpartisan anti-corruption groups like Wolf-PAC and American Promise, and the rest goes to my wine budget. Wine is my Trump Coping Mechanism™.

Q: Seriously, why did you create this website?
A: Because if you can't laugh, you'll cry.